DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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