I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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