I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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