id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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