at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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