That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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