I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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