We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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