weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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