is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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