This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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