Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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