i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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