Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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