once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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