what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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