Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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