she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
