Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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