i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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