Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
