What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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