I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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