Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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