and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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