Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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