Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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