My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
All the doctor said was why
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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