An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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