And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I need moral support for this bender
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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