It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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