what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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