Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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