I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
do herpes really smell.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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