i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
NoShamevember. You game?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
