sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Randomize
