id be glad to
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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