Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
