i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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