Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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