grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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