i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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