glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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