Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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