Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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