Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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