Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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