My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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