Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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