How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Do plants get herpes?
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