READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
