a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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