She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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