That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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